your fave is… (cameron howe)
As has been repeatedly mentioned, drift partner has been in a Mackenzie Davis spiral since Dark Fate came out. This meant that she basically devoured Halt and Catch Fire, the AMC drama that Davis starred in, and that shortly thereafter she got me to watch it, too. She primed me for Cameron, Davis’ character, being super autistic, but no amount of her saying so could have prepared me for how autistic.
That’s right. Your fave Cameron Howe is autistic.
updates from the periphery of fire country
If I’ve never made it clear, I’m a permanent West Coaster. (Yes, I take this label from That Thing You Do! What of it?) Specifically, a Pacific Northwesterner. I’ve lived my whole conscious life in Oregon and Washington, including growing up in Salem, Oregon’s capitol, and now living in a suburb of Seattle. I have connections to people in a lot of the major cities in both states, and let me tell you this.
It is really fucking scary right now.
queer conspiracy theories (terminator: dark fate)
Now, it was drift partner’s birthday this week, so at her request we watched Dark Fate again, because it’s a great movie and she loves it aggressively. I couldn’t help but look at the whole movie specifically through the lens of that conspiracy, that the scene where Grace (Mackenzie Davis) tells Dani (Natalia Reyes) that in the future “You saved me and you raised me and you taught me to hope” was a late addition designed to tamp down the potential gay vibes, and I have decided to collect the evidence in a post.
the framework sure sounds terrifying
Today I’d like to consider what life might have been like in the Framework presented in Agents of SHIELD. Generally, Framework software was designed to create an immersive, realistic world for the viewer, but specifically, the Framework refers to the dystopian world that the characters found themselves stuck in in the second half of season four. This world’s design was predicated on the idea of removing a great regret from each user’s real life – May (Ming-Na Wen) regretted killing Katya Belyakov (Ava Acres) in Bahrain, Mack (Henry Simmons) regretted the death of his daughter Hope (Jordan Rivera), Coulson (Clark Gregg) regretted not living a normal life, Mace (Jason O’Mara) regretted lying about having Inhuman abilities, Radcliffe (John Hannah) regretted splitting up with Agnes (Mallory Jansen), Fitz (Iain de Caestecker) regretted his father (David O’Hara) abandoning him in childhood – and from there, it apparently spun out into a horrific “if this, then this.”
tumblr holidays
Internet culture is kind of like weird secular paganism sometimes. (No shade on paganism as a specific religion. That’s not what I am, I’m not really anything, but it seems cool. I’m using the term’s general meaning.) Tumblr is my corner of internet, for better or worse, so I’m going to be talking about the holidays celebrated there, but for all I know Twitter and other platforms have their own traditions. Our traditions are memes that we will always remember and/or reblog (I’m thinking “no its becky,” “handmaiden and feudal lord,” “Harold they’re lesbians,” “I like your shoelaces,” “spiders Georg“) and pictures or phrases we all understand without them needing to be explained (“then perish,” “do you love the color of the sky,” “tumbeasts,” “Mishapocalypse,” “you tried,” “elf practice“) and the topic of this post, our designated holidays.
unlicensed costume patterns (pay royalties to michele clapton edition)
Yes, Game of Thrones is a deeply flawed television show that broke my heart and insulted its fans. However, Michele Clapton’s costumes are an element of the show that I will still go to bat for. My mom still cosplays from this canon and she’s helped my friends and I do in the past, so I’m intimately familiar with a lot of the costumes and the details of them. We used to do my Daenerys costumes immediately after the season they’d appeared in, before anyone had made an unlicensed duplicate pattern in Butterick or McCall’s or Simplicity, and I’m really passionate about doing things the right way. A lot of the unlicensed patterns (that’s how I’m describing patterns clearly inspired by costumes from film or TV but not with the canon’s logo on the pattern or in the description) aren’t bad, but the more of them appear the funnier they are.
Especially considering the fact that, you know, Game of Thrones ended in disgrace.
So I want to look at some of these patterns today, comparing them to the actual costumes in question and also just discussing them.
unlicensed costume patterns (miscellaneous fantasy edition)
Today we’re going to be, as I just said, looking at more patterns in the fantasy category. That does include a couple of Game of Thrones patterns that escaped my notice last week, as well as some of the patterns that were combined with Game of Thrones ones. I’m generally less familiar with how these costumes are made, so there will probably be less addressing of technical details.
unlicensed costume patterns (miscellaneous edition)
This time, I’m going to be looking at a weird range of unlicensed patterns. These range from television shows to stage plays to comic books to blockbuster films, and there’s not much holding them together, but I just have to talk about them. I’ll also go on record saying that Simplicity and McCall’s do put out some licensed patterns. There are some pretty decent DC ones, including DC Bombshells (although I’m not quite sure why it’s Batwoman, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batgirl, Stargirl, and Black Canary, since those six characters don’t actually have, like, arcs or prominence in common), some licensed and classic Wizard of Oz ones, some Outlander ones (I don’t watch this show, but I guess the costumes are cool?), some Disney ones, etcetera. I have nothing against the licensed patterns, though I know I inherited my mother’s hipster pattern-choosing tendencies and would probably never use even a licensed pattern to make the thing it was of without heavy modification. I just think the unlicensed ones are absolutely hilarious.
your fave is… (sookie stackhouse)
So I finally watched True Blood with drift partner. All five seasons of it! (If I haven’t made it explicitly clear, in this house we do not consider seasons six and seven of True Blood to be canon. They are disastrous dumpster fires of misguided plot decisions, misogynistic crap, boring costumes, and way too much time spent wanking off Bill Compton.) I’m fully capable of acknowledging where you could find fault with this show, but damn, it does fill me with joy. I like most of the characters, even some of the guys. (This is a shoutout to Terry Bellefleur [Todd Lowe], who I admittedly totally overlooked when I started watching the show because my friends/the fandom was so intent on figuring out which man you found bangable that I zoned out on the ones I didn’t want to bang; Terry Bellefleur, I may not want to bang you but I love you and your big tender PTSD teddy bear heart!) I adore the whole aesthetic, because as I get older I realize Southern Gothic is honestly one of my favorite things. It’s remarkably well-constructed for something that most people write off as a supernatural soap opera (that’s its own essay, honestly).
And honestly? Your fave Sookie (Anna Paquin), the show’s protagonist, is autistic.
queerbaiting, or: the ol’ will gay or won’t gay
Settle in, kiddos. It’s time to talk about queerbaiting.
Wiktionary defines queerbaiting as “the practice of creating homoerotic tension between two characters in a narrative work (particularly a television series) without the intention of ever developing it into an actual same-sex relationship or explicitly addressing the question of either character’s sexuality.” It’s basically, as I said above, “will gay or won’t gay.” YouTuber Sarah Z has a video on the topic of queerbaiting and another, more recent one on Sherlock, its fandom, and everything surrounding the queerbaiting therein, and in that spirit, I’ll use Sherlock as an example for those of you who still need a little clarification.
the archetypical nancy drew
What do Sookie Stackhouse, Shilo Wallace, Edith Cushing, and Dana Polk have in common? Narrative role, vague genre, archetypes.
The point, or one of the points, of Cabin in the Woods is that archetypes are very stupid. But they’re also all too common in stories, especially those in more fantastical genres, and for the purposes of this discussion I am going to refer back to Dana’s designated archetype: the Virgin. In Cabin, the five central characters are assigned archetypes in order to fill the roles that the evil organization needs them to fill to satisfy basic horror story plots. True Blood, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Crimson Peak, and The Cabin in the Woods are all adjacent to the horror genre in one way or another, so it’s reasonable that their characters might all vaguely fit into horror genre archetypes.
how not to end your series
Thursday night, as drift partner and I were watching the fallout from the Supernatural series finale on Twitter and Tumblr, we kept pausing to discuss other television (and film series) finales that are in whole or part atrocious. As I said, we’re not attached to Supernatural in the slightest. I saw half of an episode in a hotel once, didn’t give a shit, then watched the first Charlie (Felicia Day) episode because I like Felicia Day, especially when she’s playing a lesbian, and didn’t watch any of her subsequent episodes because the first one had only barely been worth it and she ultimately died, which was something I didn’t need to see. But both of us have a general opinion of Supernatural based on what we know about it, i.e. that it’s lazy and misogynistic and homophobic and too focused on boys that you go uwu about. It was mostly in this spirit that we were watching the finale fallout – sue us, but there’s a certain schadenfreude when bad shows tank. (See also, The 100.)
happiest season and the complexities of coming out
Drift partner had been extremely psyched for Happiest Season. Mackenzie Davis and Kristen Stewart are two of her faves, and it’s directed by lesbian icon Clea DuVall. She’d been following it eagerly, so I sort of ended up following it by extension. It also really hit home for her and us because, as I’ve said before, she wasn’t out to her family. We’ve been married almost four years now, but her family is very conservative and she was worried about their reaction and if this news would mean they cut her out of their lives. I literally went to their house for Christmas one year (just for a morning/afternoon) and we sat side-by-side on the couch, smiling and nodding and waiting until no one was looking to quickly squeeze each other’s hands.
revisionist outlining (baby x-men: the movie)
So drift partner and I have been watching X-Men: The Animated Series. We did X-Men: Evolution a couple years ago, too. Prior to drift partner, my knowledge of the X-Men was pretty much just what I knew from the movies and random details I’d gleaned through Quizilla quizzes when I was twelve and really loved X2 (mostly because I loved Rogue [Anna Paquin], like to the degree where it was basically a personality trait of mine at the time – yet nobody suspected I was either queer or autistic????), but drift partner is a legitimate X-Men aficionado. Every time we watch anything X-Men-related, it ends up spinning out into discussions of either how the movies could have improved themselves or how we’d do it ourselves, usually influenced by elements of the cartoons (which are superior).
the fictional preteens behind the real netflix christmas universe
Like many of us, drift partner and I spent the week indulging in Netflix’s truly choice Christmas offerings. I’m talking their best, most royal Christmas film series: the A Christmas Prince trilogy, The Princess Switch and it’s truly incredible sequel, and The Knight Before Christmas. As I explained at my writing job, these movies all share a cinematic universe, so the best way to watch them is in the release order: CP1, CP2, PS1, KB, CP3, PS2. This also means you have a linear ascension of complete cinematic insanity.
We also came up with a truly bananas theory to explain why these movies are the way they are: they were actually written by a trio of eleven-year-olds.
disjointed musings on queer content and fandom
I know I keep bringing up Supernatural, but other people keep bringing it up first, and there’s something about their unwillingness to just write some fanfic and let it go that, I don’t know, it’s still on my mind. This is not a knock on the people still feeling things, because I obviously still feel a lot of things about things, but it’s different.
the pre-disaster twenty-twenty
Before I do my big year-end roundup next week, I thought it might be fun to look back at some of the stuff that happened this year before… well, the above. For a hard line, I’m going to say everything that happened before March 23, the earliest date lockdowns were initiated in the US. Everything that happened between January 1 and March 23 feels like it happened in a completely separate year, and I’m pretty sure everyone would agree with me on that front. That, and everything that happened last technical year feels like it happened a decade ago. Time is fake and also homophobic.
twenty-twenty in incomplete, optimistic review
We all know this was a garbage year. I don’t really want to talk about that right now. I want to talk about things that made this garbage year not totally suck, and mostly media things because that’s just what I do.