I mean, I’m sure they do good work, sometimes. But it cracks me up that they’re always advertising like DID YOU TAKE A PILL AND THEN GET SICK A YEAR AND A HALF LATER? IF SO, LAWSUIT! I’m sure sometimes the pills do cause illnesses. I’m sure sometimes there is a bonafide, genuine reason for these people to call.
But the firm is called Pulaski and Middleman. Middleman.
Also, their phone number is like 800 – BAD DRUG or something. Yes, drugs are bad and can do bad things, but it’s just… I don’t know. It doesn’t sound very lawyerly.
–your fangirl heroine.