Demande is a creep: news at 10.
Another thing I don’t understand: why it shows Mamoru standing in the rain reading a book with glasses in on the credits when he literally almost never wears his glasses. Why in the rain of all things. Why in the credits.
“Where am I?” in a hallucination where Mamoru is apparently on a date with a teenage version of his daughter, who of course is also evil. And then, in real life, in a fucking sexy nightgown in some strange man’s bed in a room full of pedestals and a hologram of her future self. CLASSY
“Is that me?” Looks a lot like you, but slightly older and in a dress that’s different than the one you have on but similar to the one worn by the comatose crystal-encased body of your future self. CLASSY
OOH YIKES COMPULSION MAGICKS
“I wanted to prove that the legendary Silver Crystal is not the only limitless power in the universe” or you could just fuck off with your evil hipster self
Wow how dare they have a utopia that’s ACTUALLY not terrible and everyone seems pretty happy with life except you
A fucking. Flashback. To Demande creeping. “She looks on me with disdain. To her, I am less than human.” Accurate.
“I wished to make her grovel before me. I had to have her by any means necessary” STOP STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON’T TOUCH ME THERE
THIS IS MY NO-NO SQUARE
“She is in fact 900 years old…. One day she just stopped growing.” What the fuck. Chibi-usa literally… grows up and transforms in the next season.
“Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.”
This Phantom looks like an emaciated Gothic Dr. Manhattan.
Can they telepathically communicate now?
Please stop showing closeups of the teenager’s boobs I don’t want that
“The worst part is, someone other than Mamo kissed me.” In this case, that is bad because he is Demande and he is baaaaaad
Oh look, Ami and Rei and Mako are finally back in the story. In a dank dark cave.
They’ve just realized their transformations aren’t working. Now they’re being energy-sucked. Well, at least their voices when they all say “Sailor… Moon…” in unison are correct.
SHE IS LITERALLY FOURTEEN RIGHT NOW IN THIS FLASHBACK CHIBI-USA OF COURSE SHE IS DIFFERENT THAN YOUR MOTHER TEMPERAMENTALLY.
“I bet you’re not the real princess,” says a faceless bully, taunting Chibi-usa.
I like Mamo shading his wife for being a crybaby teenager omg
Chibi-usa just threw her Luna-P ball at the Legendary Silver Crystal. Classy. Oh that was a flashback to what happened and she was upset and now in real-time Luna-P is talking?
Chibi-usa is now flashbacking to the forbidden door where she first met Sailor Pluto and became her friend. And clearly got a giant, but not-reciprocated of course, crush on her.
“If you ever feel sad, just cast this spell. Abra-cadabra!” says Sailor Pluto, and now there are nonsense rose petals.
“You mean my Garnet Rod?”
Always, until I journey back to the past to help fight Death Busters next season.
Why does Sailor Pluto keep fucking blushing in King Endymion’s presence that’s fucked up. Now Chibi-usa is jealous of her dad for being special to Sailor Pluto also. Fucking. This is fucked up. Sailor Pluto is gay-ace and doesn’t give a single fucking shit about King Endymion’s opinion beyond the fact that he’s married to her queen.
Now Wiseman is taunting Chibi-usa over to the Dark Side.
–your fangirl heroines.