Whimsy Wednesday :: in which there are so many unnecessary quotes.

18 Jan

“The prince already has the other two. This is just needlessly cruel.” Same? Zoinks.

A containment module? What the fuck?

“…to make up for my failure,” Venus murmurs, holding a sobbing Sailor Moon in her arms very heterosexually.

“Jupiter, Mercury, and Mars, they’re all alive, I’m sure of it,” Mamoru says heatedly. Uh bud. Where have you even been?

Oh it’s gay li’l Momo here to befriend Chibi-usa!

Demande wants to showboat. Saphir is too practical. Demande wants the queen’s corpse. (…to do what with? I seem to recall original anime Demande being a creeper in the biggest way.)

“I regret what happened to your sisters” I regret it too. I regret it a lot.

Gay li’l Momo literally wasn’t even in it? What was the point of that?

A DVD about psychic channeling starring… Calaveras.

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

Calaveras’ boobs are working in a way that boobs do not work.

“These aliens, they’re beginning to sound less like invaders and more like a cult.”

Oh, it’s one of the girls from Rei’s spoopy Ghostbuster circle? Goodness.

HELLO NOPE MAMORU IS SUMMONING THE GHOSTS OF THE FOUR KINGS TO TELL HIM WHAT IS GOING WRONG WITH THE MALEFIC BLACK CRYSTAL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FOUR KINGS GET OUT I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS

“You were not reincarnated by accident” ok then

HOLY SHIT CALAVERAS’ GIANT SPIRIT CHANNELING RALLY IS HER………… SITTING IN A CHAIR AND HYPNOTIZING A CROWD WITH THE LITERAL LYRICS FROM HAIR

To wit, quoth “Let the Sunshine In/The Flesh Failures” better known as “Aquarius”: “No more falsehoods or derisions, golden living dreams of visions. Mystic crystal revelation and the mind’s true liberation”

“You cannot kill what is already dead”

“I’ve been hit. That doesn’t happen a lot.”

TUXEDO LOVE SMOKING BOMBER ???? is that what he just said?

No no I checked. Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber. The “Love” part was the part I wasn’t confused about. So what the fuck.

THERE HAVE BEEN THREE STAR WARS QUOTES IN THIS ONE EPISODE WHAT

–your fangirl heroines.

lipbiting

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