Whimsy Wednesday :: in which what the actual fuck just happened.

23 Nov

“[Heavy Breathing] [Grunting] [Gasping]”

I am still annoyed that they all throw their umbrellas in the air and giggle, because that is pointless. The only time it is good to do that is if it is not raining, which they established it was. It’s whimsical but silly.

I have hopes, at least, that this will actually explain Queen Metalia decently.

Lookit all the girls fighting evil Endymion. Lookit Mercury sciencing it and sending everyone into hyperspace????

“She sold her soul to the evil queen Metalia” and led the rebellion against the moon. Ok Beryl. I’m still loling over the fact that she apparently did that while participating in a community production of Les Miserables.

Venus just summoned a sword and now attacks, to little success except now they’re not tied up in hair at least. Why do so many of these villains have evil hair.

Now the heterosexual love between Usagi and Mamoru is fueling the Silver Crystal and therefore fueling Sailor Moon’s evil-defeating sword to defeat Queen Beryl.

BUT FIRST, A FLASHBACK TO HETERO MISERY

Holy shit she’s evil Eponine

PFFFFT

ON MY OOOOOWN PRETENDING HE’S BESIDE ME

I mean.

“These reborn moon people”

So now Sailor Moon is alone in the Dark Kingdom running around in the… snow?

“You see, its power is our heterosexual love!” that’s not gonna fly hon

Oh time to go fight evil in the Arctic. “I sense a strong evil here,” Sailor Mars says.

SHITENNOU DICKS GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR UNNECESSARY HETEROSEXUALITY WITH YOU YOU SHOULD ALL BE DEAD BY NOW

Okay but is this Civil War like did we accidentally turn on Civil War

Civil War is still gayer than this.

Good point.

“[Evil Moaning]”

“Stop telling stories. Our job is to stop you.” No Zoisite your job is to be gay and you have failed at it

Why can you see her eyebrows through her bangs?

“You can do this, Sailor Moon!” This, as Luna just explained, being… some form of invasive surgery. Or the Power of Love equivalent.

“You’ve always been there for me” for like…two months…

Purity and healing, virtue and affection, patience and harmony, wisdom and comfort. What the fuck. Sworn in gay knighthood to Master Endymion.

They were about to have stupid heterosexual reunions and then Metalia appeared in a flash of murder. Why the fuck are you crying girls why

I’m so bored oh my goddddddd why are heteros

“We’ll never forget you” you mean you’ll never forget that you had vague memories of a past life a week ago?

All she did was slash him on the chest c’mon you guys.

What.

Except now suicide

What the fuck

–your fangirl heroines.

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