Look, Ami can academia.
Look at her pencil-twirling.
WITH HER GLASSES HER BIG BEAUTIFUL GLASSES her glasses are polycarbonate y’all.
That title card looks like something you could make on Photoshop for a collage with hearts that say NO BOYS ALLOWED and FUCK U
Well, this Dark Kingdom has more specific architecture, anyway.
Also Jadeite looks like. Twelve.
LUNA’S ANGRY TAIL
Crystal Seminar. Friends, you should learn quickly that anything crystal is probably ominous. I don’t blame you right now. You’re just starting.
MRrowWW MEWWW I AM A CAT
“You thought that cat was an angel?”
“She’s so shy, that’s sweet!” gay
There is so much blushing going on right now.
Her Mercury pen wand… came out of the video game. So did Usagi’s disguise pen. ????
“Has anyone ever told you how much prettier you are when you smile, Ami?” WOW
THIS SHOW IS HETEROSEXUAL
“Studying is the only thing I’m good at” Ami my child
But she isn’t SUPPOSED to use the disc she’s too cool for that.
Also, the transformation pen is … actually a pen.
“Luna, you’re .a cat. What are you doing in the library.” I MEAN
“I am not a garbage can” THAT IS A LIE MAMORU
HE IS STILL WALKING AROUND IN A TUXEDO WHAT THE FUCK
Subliminal messaging. Usagi accessed the “brainwashing program” by hitting random keys.
“Moon Power Change…”
Why. why would a sexy doctor be going to cram school. “An emergency” uh huh.
EFF SHE LOOKS LIKE A PORN DOCTOR
“Well, you see, I’m a…I’m a doctor!”
As Ami just stands there in the back like O_O
This transformation music sounds like a heavenly choir had a baby with Disneyland queue music. That’s not a compliment.
Why the fuck does her choker have a tiny version of her brooch hanging off it that’s stupid.
I like that this translation keeps the UNFORGIVABLE line.
“Am I your friend?” Ami baaaaby
Oh look! Ami is awakened and glowing.
DOUSE YOURSELF IN WATER AND REPENT
“…the second Guardian we’ve been searching for!” for all of twenty minutes.
“Our team strategist!”
“Mercury Aqua Mist!” tbh looks pretty bad when it’s paused.
I miss Tuxedo Mask’s dumb roses tbh
And his nonsensical motivational speeches.
–your fangirl heroine.