Whimsy Wednesday :: in which there is so much drama and your childhood dies.

10 Aug

There is so much going on.

Seiya is still the worst.

Mamo is pretty much a shitheel too, though.

Probably she should never date boys again I’m just saying

Usagi. There is a solution right in front of you. Literally. Date Rei. You’ll still get the hilarious banter arguments but she actually loves you.

“We need to find the Light of Hope” I wonder who that could be.

OH SHIT AMI DID RESEARCH AND MAMO NEVER SHOWED UP IN AMERICA DAAAAMN

“I hope you’re not going to see him” same Haruka.

“They won’t be swayed by your lofty ideals”

What the fuck bunchy bloomer panties is Kakyu wearing under her transparent dress, by the way.

In happier news, Haruka just put her arm around Michiru

“I’m going to hit you with all of my feelings in my final concert” uhhhhhh

It looked like Seiya kissed her eyeball.

Meanwhile, Taiki and Yaten are trying to intimidate Haruka and Michiru and not succeeding. Because they will not be intimidated.

Do the Three Lights seriously not have any male fans?

This song is dumb. It is still as dumb as it was the first time they sang it.

I hope nobody in that auditorium is having an epileptic attack from the light mayhem.

THERE’S A CRACK IN TIME AND SPACE

And a glowing toddler.

Hilaaarious Tin Nyanko is morally conflicted now. They have to destroy the evil bracelet or something? That would be the thing to do.

Well now wait…there aren’t that many planets…who the fuck is she, Sailor Chiron?

No no I think the sailors that have been brainwashed by Galaxia are from… another solar system, maybe? Like the Three Lights?

OH gotcha.

I mean the planet names don’t make any fucking sense.

But still.

Seiya stop pissing let the girls do their thing. Kakyu thinks you should work together.

“This wave is filled with so much hate!”

WOW well that was dark

Kakyu, only recently appeared, makes to sacrifice herself for everyone else’s… something? Everyone is surprised and stunned, except Uranus, who’s kind of over it.

Shiiiit

Kakyu’s … spirit? Is glowing? While she fell through space holding Chibi-Chibi’s hand?

SCIENCE IT MERCURY

“If you attack her head on you’ll die in vain” stop. don’t. come back.

OH NO

SATUUUUURN

And also Pluto. But Saturn! She learned a new non-deadly attack!

That music is way too jazzy for “for all eternity! Ahaha”

“You make it sound like we’re never going to see her again.”

This is so intense.

They’re getting nostalgic about the planet. You can tell shit is about to go down.

“Take care of the toddler, cats,” Usagi instructs.

I feel like this isn’t going to end well.

No, seriously, just stand here and watch.

The toddler is here to glow on you. Maybe that will help.

The glowing toddler teleported you into the alternate dimension. She doesn’t know how either, so asking is kind of pointless. It just is.

“Stop doing such horrible things!”

So Galaxia got the inners in one fell swoop and is now giggling. The outers are all very sad about it though, and the Lights are perplexed.

This is not a good trade lol

They’re all floating away into glowy sadness with much cry and sad music.

“You’re such a softy, Usagi. Pull yourself together.” WOW GAY

I mean, I ship it

Holy shit

GALAXIA MURDERED MAMORU FOR HIS STAR SEED OFFSCREEN HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BLESSING AND AN ACTUAL TWIST

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING OOPS

–your fangirl heroines.

mannerlysnark

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