Whimsy Wednesday :: in which scary softball stalker and suddenly everyone knows everything.

6 Jul

“I’m not even good at sports!” well, I feel you on that, Usagi.

“I’m so happy it’s bringing me to tears!” loooool why are heteros

I feel like the Three Lights must have like, secret chemicals that make people like them, and Usagi is just immune.

Conveniently, the president of their stupid fan club is also the softball captain. And, apparently, pretty much insane.

Also she has a shitton of hair.

And she laughed like Esmeraude in season two.  Who also had insane green hair.

WHY DO THEY ALL WANT TO DATE HIM HE’S AN ASS

Chemicals. I’m sure it’s chemicals.

“All the creatures in the world have the light of a star in them.” He says, not at all provoking her to think that he might in fact be one of the other folk in town currently looking for the light of stars in people.

“Just to let you know, I don’t give up easily.” RUN RUN AWAY

That hair does not seem conducive to softballing.

“I know where Seiya’s ball will go.” lol I see

AW SHIT

“Sonoko, the Pink South Paw” that is such a weird softball nickname

Aw, shit! Chibi-Chibi’s … something is revealed? All of the senshi feel something warm in their chest and a new star was born! Chibi-Chibi is a Sailor Guardian! A tiny one!

New attack!  Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss!

Why do the girls play softball in short shorts but the boys play in pants?

Everyone is acting suspiciously to Usagi. Hm.

Why were the Three Lights dressed like matadors in that picture?

It a creepy love letter looking thing. IT’S A TRAAAAP

Oh good. SEEMS LEGIT

I mean this event seems really… weird tbh. But y’know.

Because the airplane would definitely start taxiing with passengers up in the aisles.

SEIYA NOPE

SEIYa STOP

A BIG REVEAL OH MY EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT SURPRISE

Between the fact that Aluminum Siren is hip to this secret and the fact that we saw a shadowy figure who is the next middle-bad, I’m guessing this is Aluminum Siren’s swan song.

AND NOW USAGI KNOWS THIS SECRET TOO MANY SHOCK

“Maker Star Power Make Up” sounds dumb.

EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT EVERYTHING NOW this is surprisingly efficient, I’ll give it that much.

I don’t care how many times they yell GENTLE UTERUS, it never quits being hilarious.

I’m sorry that particular moon wand looks like a really deluxe, not entirely practical vibrator.

Awww Lead Crow is trying really hard to keep her tiny ditzy girlfriend from evaporating or whatever, that’s nice.  She’s so sad.

And here comes… terrifying cat dominatrix?

Why did anyone have luggage for that short tiny flight?

Well that turned into a bummer at the end there.

–your fangirl heroines.

explanation

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