Summer vacation episode!
Aluminum Siren has gone to the cabin in the woods to transform a random potter I see. Meanwhile, the girls are going to the random woods, conveniently.
He threw things on the floor and yelled.
Oh my god the subtitles said “y’all” twice. Adorable.
IT’S THE POWER RANGERS
THEY LOOK HORRIBLE I’M DYING
“I have a bad feeling about this,” says Rei, looking at her cousin’s cabin full of broken shit. No fucking kidding.
Ami and Mako are the mature ones sweatdropping as Usagi and Minako splash. Meahwhile, an approaching fore slinks toward them and Ami runs to defend her friends from the. Dangerous attentions of the Three Lights swimming at Usagi’s ass.
Seiya you FUCKING GIANT ASSHOLE PREPARING TO FREAK THE GIRLS OUT WITH A PROFESSIONAL ZOMBIE COSTUME WHAT A FUCKING ASS
Also why would you steal that, it’s probably really fragile and expensive to remake???
Chibi-Chibi is running with fire silly two-year-old. Or however old she is. Four. I don’t know.
OH NO a monster that’s real AND a pretend monster. The real one looks nothing like the fake one why do Yaten and Taiki think that it’s Seiya.
And then NOT EXPLAIN IT TO SEIYA WHEN HE SHOWS UP these guys are fucking morons
I like how they apparently just decided to throw in a random s1 episode in the middle of the whole star seeds thing.
Well, this monster is the phage of Rei’s cousin, I think? But it’s set up very very s1.
Also those tummy-ceramic-blastoids are uh.
“Seems they can do it if they try.” Because they definitely haven’t been saving the world for four and a half seasons without your dumbasses’ help.
She just threw Seiya off her hard and that’s brilliant.
“I allowed a man other than you into my bedroom.” Usagi good grief this is just a bad news bear scenario all over
“Aren’t I a good guy?” SHUT THE FUCK UP SEIYA
Ah yes, this situation is definitely on the up-and-up.
“Men are creatures of instinct. You mustn’t forget that.” Wise sex talk from Luna the cat.
Oh it’s going to be one of THOSE episodes
“It doesn’t matter if other girls don’t like me. I sing for one, and only one, woman.” This is not oh gosh I’m glad Luna the cat is as tense about this as I am.
WHY DID SEIYA HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER BECAUSE CHIBI-CHIBI GOT CAKE ON HIS FACE WHY
Also why did Usagi change her clothes? Also no no he did not have cake on his shirt AND PANTS that’s a lie.
This is so uncomfortably heterosexual
Why is Chibi-Chibi watching an R-rated action movie alone they are terrible at supervising.
Why are Ami and Taiki flirting over playing cards
i’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE LOL
“I’m never bored when I’m with you” there’s my lesbians. THE LESBIANS ARE HERE TO CRASH THE HOUSE PARTY AND BE SUSPICIOUS GOOD
OH THIS IS IMMEDIATELY BETTER
“Don’t you have to be leaving?” Haruka asks, sounding bored. Good job Haruka.
“Haruka doesn’t like guys, it seems.” WELL THEN
“Haruka doesn’t like popular guys.” sure Jan
The Three Lights are worried about being discovered. INTO THE CLOSET YOU GO
“Hey, stop touching me there!”
“You’re thinking of doing hanky-panky, aren’t you?”
Oh great, you’ve taught the toddler “hanky-panky.” Good job.
Aluminum Siren is hilarious. “Mommy told me that people who can’t greet each other don’t become good adults.”
“The people of this planet call me [airhead.]” Adorable.
Godddddd Uranus and Neptune just made an entrance ON THE DINING TABLE they’re so fierce
“You’ve trashed a person’s house and even tried to eat a young lady!” AND EVEN
WHAT A COMEDY OF ERRORS
This episode has improved tremendously
So the toddler has had nothing to eat but cake all day. GREAT
–your fangirl heroines.