Whimsy Wednesday :: in which heteros are very weird and popstars go to regular school for definitely not nefarious reasons.

18 May

Okay.  The Nehelenia arc has finished, we’re into… the part of Stars that involves the Sailor Stars.  Such a mystery to me.

Three Lights.  All with suits and ponytails and they’re a pop band, I guess?

Oh Ami appreciates the intellectual member of the band!  Cutie.

I could make One Direction jokes if I knew anything about One Direction.

Usagi is getting ready to send Mamoru to study abroad, and she’s without Chibi-Usa, who went back to the future.  Why did she do that when her girlfriend is twelve again?

Luna is being inspirational that’s sweet and also… not necessarily what Usagi needs right now.

What the everloving she’s like fifteen

WUT

HETEROS ARE SO WEIRD

At least call it a promise ring or some shit

Well hey, at least they’ve actually said I love you reasonably much.

“Find and seize the star seeds.  The Milky Way will be mine!”

Star seeds sounds…unfortunate…

USAGI DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE RING ON HER FINGER COULD MEAN

Mamoru you’re a goddamn creeper

“The Z Files of Young Holmes.”  That sounds… like a miserable piece of work.

“Guess I’m not as famous as I thought.”  Seiya u r infuriating

OKAY THEY NEED TO STOP SAYING “STAR SEED” SERIOUSLY

Tiny weird mouse person just threw some light at the television actress, who grew a flower out of her forehead that sprouted… a crystal.  Always crystals.

Sailor Iron Mouse.  ??????

She just disappeared into a telephone box???? That then disappeared itself?

Sailor Star Fighter, Sailor Star Maker, Sailor Star Healer

“STAR SERIOUS LASER” IS ONE OF THEIR ATTACKS LOL

“Humans who become phages can’t be saved.”  But I bet they can!!!!!  Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!  “Beautiful!” the phage cries before she turns back into Alice and the flower on her head accepts the crystal again.

The Sailor Star Lights have costumes that… suggest they do… things… in their spare time.

Mako is making friends playing sports. Ami is making friends doing the computer in English. Mina is making friends playing volleyball. Usagi is not joining a club.

Usagi is fretting over explaining the strange happenings of yesterday.  Look, Usagi.  It was weird, but it’s no weirder than anything else that’s ever happened to you.

It’s really confusing that the Lights have eyelashes.  It makes them confusingly androgynous.

Yeah, I thought that was an aggressive butch lesbian hitting on Usagi.

If only.

Iron Mouse.  You know he’s wearing massive shoulder pads, right?

Okay.  So these bads are set up at a production company that houses a dimension in its upper story.  At the whim of Galaxia.

“The Three Lights are transferring to our school!” Ah yes this is a great idea

This is also super legit and not suspicious at all!!!!  Yike.

“You’re cold, aren’t you?” No, Seiya, she told you she had a boyfriend and was uninterested last episode.  Good grief.

Why the hell is Seiya playing basketball in his weird zipper tracksuit uniform?

“I will show you around.” well THAT wasn’t creepy or anything

Blah blah boys blah blah.

“You’re really big and very strong.”  And this moment is really gay.

Yeah honestly if we have to watch boys can they at least be gay

Why does a flower grow out of their heads it’s a star seed that’s silly

I think you ask for more logic than this show is capable of.

“I won’t forgive you for getting in the way of this man’s budding friendship!” Just… friends

“A man’s appeal is in his blood, sweat, and guts.”  As his muscle glows.  No.

I love that the Star Lights… snap like a rumble when they enter

GENTLE UTERUS

WHAT

Also why do the Star Lights… have discernable boobs

–your fangirl heroines.

well20then

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