Whimsy Wednesday :: in which everyone is possessed by mirrors and Nehelenia is Jabba the Hutt.

4 May

I am at least having fun reading the hiragana as the theme song plays.  Not that I’m not just reading what is being sung, but still.

Nehelenia causing epidemic toxic narcissism?

Michiru has a good magic mirror conveniently to figure out the mystery!

AMI HAS GIANT GLASSES IRL OH MY GOD PRINCESS

Y’all, clearly something bad their pupils are gone.

Mako just kicked the evil compact’s ass.

Damn, Mamoru is really affected.  His place is just a bunch of mirrors and wadded-up tissues.

“Who was I boasting to just now?” Usagi asks after gloating about Mamo’s room key.

Dorian… Gray…?

Usagi, don’t you know by now that Mamoru is never mad at you he’s just experiencing cosmic nonsense?

“It’s spreading mostly among young women, but it doesn’t mean men can’t get it.”  Oh Ami.

Rei’s got a baaad feeling about this.

Tiny prescient Hotaru accompanied by Setsuna Mommy in her… casual red tuxedo???

What are they running towaaaard

“Are you saying that I’m boring to be with?” Neptune says over her shoulder, FLIRTING DURING BATTLE THO

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The soft jazz of dramatic conflict

SAILOR MOON JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

IT IS NEHELENIA

Everyone is dramatically not wanting to believe this but Mercury suggests it could be possible, technically maybe if

BAD

Yeah, that’s right, Chibi-Moon, tell your (possessed) dad off for hitting your mom, that is actually really responsible childing

Shit is really hitting the fan early this season.

These glass demons sound exactly like the ice harpies from Hearts in Ice.

Nehelenia literally has sucked Mamoru into a mirror and dragged him off, intoxicated?????  This season is both too gay and too dark to have been aired when I was little.

I feel like her plan is inelegant because it has a fucking deadline and she should know better

That mirror, incidentally, makes the literal grossest noise.

Except silverware on plates.  That’s the worst.

OH SHIT CHIBI-MOON IS AFFECTED.  De-transformed?  Because… if Mamoru doesn’t love USagi then she won’t exist in the future?

LOOK AT HER TINY GIRLFRIEND RUNNING TO HER SIDE

“A time paradox” indeed.

IT’S A TRAP

Straight to Eternal this time, damnnnn.

Rei runs after her as she flies into the sky, hoping to grab her ankles or something???  Rei and Usagi thooooough.

Hotaru rallies the troops!  “A very important mission.”  Chibi-Usa insists on going too.  This is so much a thing LOOK AT THE TINY BABIES STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE TELEPORT CIRCLE SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS.

It’s very convenient that they can teleport without… knowing the exact location they’re teleporting to.

You’re in a hallucination, Usagi.  You have horrible apocalyptic things to hallucinate.

Oh my gooooddddddddd she’s got hypnotized Mamoru at her feet like she’s Jabba the Hutt and he’s Princess Leia I’m.  I don’t approve of her tactics, but I find this storytelling device intriguing.

CHIBI-MOON STARTS PANICKING AND SATURN CALMS HER

“Don’t let go” as the close ups of hands are on Uranus/Neptune and Chibi-Moon/Saturn I AM JUST SAYING

Have they all been ported into… their own last temptations?

Mercury and Uranus team up to explore the demolished stone ruins.

“Incredible.  She’s so fast.”  Mercury is in awe over Uranus, then flashbacks to her childhood of not playing sportball with her friends.

“I see now. She was always matching her pace with mine.” OH OKAY

“So the Queen of Darkness makes a personal appearance… sorry, but we’re not going to be your playthings.”  Bless you and your intense snark, Uranus.

OH M YGOD IS MERCURY GOING TO SCIENCE A WAY TO DEFEAT NEHELENIA SHE IS

This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen she can participate in her friends’ sportball with science and she can participate in this fight with science and science and computational data and she’s being electrocuted but she’s STILL SCIENCING

URANUS IS STEPPING IN TO BE ELECTROCUTED IN HER PLACE

“Aim above!” And Uranus launches her attack at the fake moon in the sky to disrupt the illusion and defeat her!!!

SHE KNEW SHE WAS AN ILLUSION BECAUSE HER HAIR WASN’T FLOWING

“You have a unique way of fighting, so completely different than mine.”

But now they’re stuck in mirrors.  Shit.

Mars and Neptune in the woods.  Mars is frustrated.  “You’re really close, aren’t you.  Like Uranus and me.”  NOT QUITE HONEY

But that would be a better show

But also, you wouldn’t be in this particular predicament

So

–your fangirl heroines.

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