Whimsy Wednesday :: in which exposition dump and domestic lesbians.

27 Apr

“The Queen of Darkness Returns.”  Wherein Sailor Moon brings back a big bad in a new season!

(Guys, I’m excited and terrified.  I have never seen this before.  This is my first time watching s5.)

Let the record state that I hate this new theme and I protest lol

BABY HOTARU

Baby Hotaru is having visions or something underneath a tree.  Neo Queen Serenity has wings and has turned into Eternal Sailor Moon.  That’s what she’s known as this season.  I know this from my internet wanderings as a child and also the fact that she just said “Eternal.”

“Is it something Daddy wouldn’t understand?”  YUP

Setsuna is here for the baby!!!  THERE IS A RAINBOW STAR THING

Also, see, they are in high school, they have new uniforms.

“Why’re you so cheerful?” “Because I’m happy.”

Minako is going to the same high school now!  Rei isn’t though.

Stop making all these plans for your free time, girls. It’s not going to happen.

Also highly doubt Chibi-Usa is going back to the future just sayin’.

Oop it is Nehelenia!  Now there’s a creepy voice talking to her!  She is freed!

Nehelenia sees that the light above the city is in fact the fault of those who punished her but who she thought she killed.  This isn’t going to end well.

“I saw them fall to the ground!”

This mysterious voice has filled Nehelenia with even more rage it has manifested in a “black lacquer mirror” that represents her heart.  She has to break it, and then the Earth will be fucked.  Yes, listening to this random voice is a great idea, Nehelenia.  Seeds of discord raining like glitter on the Earth.

“It’s too many” (meteors) says Ami.  Rei senses something strange.  Meteor got shiny gold evil in Mamoru’s eye.  THE PORTAL IS BEING INTERRUPTED TOLD YOU YOU WEREN’T GOING HOME KID

HEARTFLUTTERS IT LESBIANS

“I feel calmer when I’m at the wheel.”

GAY GAY SO GAY.gif

“So, what did you want to tell me?”  WELL

“I believe in you”

MICHIRU JUST KISSED HARUKA’S HAND TO GET THE GLASS OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Oh look it another sexy statue monster here to sow discord

SO MANY

“I’m sensing immense negative energy.”

PLUTOOOOOOOOOOOO

“You’re… “ “It can’t be…” BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD OH MY GOD I AM EMOTING

“We’re back into battle again.”  “It’s our destiny.”  As Pluto literally stores baby Hotaru in the bushes yeah that’s a great plan

UGH I MISSED THEIR MUSIC

“You shouldn’t be eating so many sweets.”

“Save those sweet comments for when we’re in bed.”  I AM DEAD

Hotaru!!! Killing monsters with energy even as a tiny baby.

Rebirthing the others with new powers to match the others’ super transformations oh my god this is weirdly beautiful

WHY ARE THEY SO HOT

Yeah, Neptune, I’m guessing they’re a new enemy.

Oh look Hotaru just fairy-aged and now she’s a very small child.  “Change is coming,” she says, remembering the vision she had this morning when an infant.  “If this continues the Princess will be in danger.”

Damn.  This season wastes no fucking time.

This season’s moon wand is by far the most ridiculous, if that short clip in the intro was any indication.

“I can do things high schoolers do…”  OH MY GOD USAGI

The balloon is setting off Mamoru’s poison gold dust eye BAD BAD BAD

“Are the two of you actually studying?” Ami asks, sweatdropping as Mako and Rei freak out about a television English presenter.

Haruka Daddy, Michiru Mommy, Setsuna Mommy I AM DEAD OF CUTE

Lesbian moms at a house in the forest holy shit this is the cutest thing I have ever seen

“She’s using the laws of physics to simulate past events.”  Hotaru is a fucking badass holy crap.

“Wicked intentions loom.”  She’s also prescient and alarming.  What a tiny cutie.

“Look! Look!” BOYS!  Ami cares so little.

Mamoru what are you coding that isn’t good for your mirror dust eye

“Something’s the matter with me.”  No.  Shit.

Nehelenia you creeper stop creeping.  Are you just embedded in reflective surfaces?

STOP IT YOU’RE SCARING THE BABY

Now she’s awake though! To take Saturn like… into her or something?  SHE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING SHE REMEMBERS THE HAT AND THE PICNIC AND THE FIGHTING AND THE EVIL DEMON THAT POSSESSED HER AND HER DAD AND SHE IS CRYING THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SHE IS AWAKENED

She’s now approximately eleven and lurking naked.  Good times Hotaru.

Yup.  Nehelenia is possessing mirrors.

AW SHIT THE NAKED MIRROR LADIES WITH KNIFE FINGERS ARE HERE

I think I realize why they never did this season in my original dub.  There is no way to hide the gay this time.

“Sorry we’re late, cute little kittens.”  CUTE LITTLE KITTENS I AM SO DEAD

CHIBI MOON’S LITTLE FACE SEEING HER GIRLFRIEND OH MY GOD

Everyone nods and hums and shuts their eyes and it’s time to evolve Sailor Moon again.

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED

YUP that wand is ridiculous

Eternal Sailor Moon is her “true form” oic

WHOA NEHELENIA GET OUT OF MAMORU’S HEAD THAT AIN’T COOL

–your fangirl heroines.

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