Whimsy Wednesday :: in which Shingo gets a boner and there is a terrifying puppet man.

27 Jan

“Something’s wrong with Shingo.”  Followed by “You should know, Ami isn’t that easy!”  Well, that’s true!  Ami is also not going to reciprocate feelings for like a twelve-year-old who is her best friend’s brother.

Everyone using the binoculars to spot cute boys.  Getting picked up on by non-cute pushy boys and using said brother to scare the boys off.

“he had college research to do”

And thus did Shingo get his first boner

His nose didn’t start bleeding, we don’t know for sure.  But it seems likely.

Everyone in the Amazon Trio arguing about who has to woo Ami because, essentially, she doesn’t seem wooable.  Which is true, because she’s not, but it’s funny.

“She’ll crumble if I hit her weak spot”

THAT’S WHAT HE SAID

Also, COOL ICE LAND

“Please let me make it up to you by inviting you to my private beach.”

Tiger’s Eye has a problem!  He recognizes Minako from his previous attempt to pick up on her.  Somehow none of the girls recognize him back, though, and Ami turns down the invitation easily.

“She isn’t cute at all!  She’s just as I thought – a prude!”  AND HEREIN TIGER’S EYE REPRESENTS ONE OF THE MOST HORRIBLE HABITS OF MEN

“But I don’t know who is is or where he’s from!” Ami deliberates.  “If God has already decided who I’m destined to be with, there’ll come a time when I meet that person.”  That person “my partner of destiny” Ami-chan is so bisexual and also demiromantic I’m so happy.

“If someone wonderful appears” I see Ami

I bet Ami is secretly dating the garage woman and just hasn’t told her friends yet.

The dolphin is having none of this.  “Girls don’t like persistent guys,” Shingo says, demonstrating keen observational skills for a twelve-year-old boy.

I’m glad Usagi finally got rid of her bathing suit with the holes in it and bows on top of the holes.

Omg the scare chord at the ruined boat

Ami explaining the concept of friends to Tiger’s Eye oh my god though

“We can’t forgive you, as well!”

Why does the monster keep poking herself in the boobs?

And then vomiting up her boobs, too, but they reappear. This is a terrible monster.

“Use your abundant explosives to light up the night sky with fireworks, instead.”

Is “abundant explosives” code for boobs

And now they’re watching real fireworks for some reason this is weird they don’t celebrate the fourth of July in Japan.

Oh, girls, don’t you know that’s not how ballet works.

“Prima donna” is for singers sweetie.

Did they just wander into Black Swan?

“Moderate exercise is good for the body.”  As everyone else talks about taking ballet for the fun.  Oh, Ami.

Yet another episode where Fish’s Eye plays into manic pixie dream girl tropes.

iT IS BLACK SWAN

JEANS SHOP

Also, Chibi-Usa, for the love of all things sacred stop asking the flying horse about romantic problems.

“Women always want to be the only person you see” lol except for when they really don’t.

Okay, how did she learn pointe in one day that is impossible.

This is an interesting argument.

That’s vaguely terrifying.

What in the everloving shit

Another monster that makes them do the monster’s own specialty.

“Grand Bartman!”

“Dance in hell!” DANCE IN HELL I CANNOT

“Sailor Moon, I do think you need to go on a diet.” THE FUCK

Worst boyfriend: Chiba Mamoru.

–your fangirl heroines.

plans

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