Whimsy Wednesday :: in which Nicholas Sparks and NOPE.

20 Jan

Guess who really needs goofy brightly-colored monster-fighting magical girls today IT IS ME

So many vegetable words that means I remember them all from junior high!

“Offering an umbrella to a stranger – what is it that you want?” or something.  I feel your skepticism, lady.

I also feel your annoyance, Diana cat.

Diana’s tiny little mews what a cutie.

Minako suggesting that Mamoru being nice to women is a problem and Ami suggesting that it is his strong point.  Yes. Ami, you’re right.

Why did those chimes just play “oh say can you see.”

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

Also “Is your taste in women that skewed” yikes Japan

Someone should really teach Chibi-Usa about love and sex that isn’t a talking flying horse inside a large snowglobe thing.

Ahaha the ~land sharks.  Oh my god.  Literal skeezy guys in sport coats.

HIS OUTFIT WHAT IS THAT

HE LITERALLY JUST BROKE INTO HER HOUSE WEARING A COMMUNISM CROP TOP AND STRIPED PANTS AND SUSPENDERS AND A FEATHER EARRING

Also, he just said “grandma” when it subtitled as “lady.”

IT’S THE LAST STRAW YOU THREW A KITTEN

“That’s trespassing and sexual assault caught in the act!”

“Troy, you can’t bring that in here!” “Yes I can, it’s all terrain, dummy!”

“What you’ve done to the lovely flower garden is inexcusable!”  But what she’s done to the interior of the house and the people within the house is okay?

Conveniently, the two older people that randomly appeared in this episode are connected!

I just sat through a goddamn Nicholas Sparks movie

Holy shit yes exactly.

Pegasus just made a dude have a car accident.  That’s not cool.

“Would you like to go out with me?” YOU’RE LIKE TEN

He also has stupid hair.

Or maybe Kyusuke is gay.  Or ace.  Or gay-ace.

THE PEGASUS REFUSES TO GIVE HER ROMANCE ADVICE BECAUSE HE HAS A CRUSH ON HER SECRETLY

“This week has seen seven incidents of a winged horse attacking people and cars” THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL

“Oh!  This one’s nice!” says Fish’s Eye, grabbing a photograph of the ten year old

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR SHOTACON WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK

Everyone is so mad and Ami is just like /blushes.

“Do you like pretty older women?”  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does Fish’s Eye have that one stupid hair hanging off her hair all the time?  It drives me nuts.

oh god I’m so uncomfortable

“Let’s stop following her,” Ami says softly, perplexed.

“Lady, don’t you have any friends you could be with?”  Accurate reaction little boy!!!!

WELL ThaT Is crePpy

I’m leaving it oddly formatted intentionally.

………the fucks????

I meant to only type one fuck but no, I think multiple fucks are appropriate here.

Fish’s Eye can’t throw knives, apparently.

ALL THE GIRLS GET UPGRADED BY PEGASUS

YOU GET A SUPER TRANSFORMATION

YOU GET A SUPER TRANSFORMATIONS

YOU ALL GET SUPER TRANSFORMATIONS

Their wands all get fancier!  Their bows get longer!  Mercury has like 3 earrings in each ear!

“I’m sorry, I can’t go out with you, Robert.”  Because I’m in love with a flying horse.

–your fangirl heroine.

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