Whimsy Wednesday :: in which a fangirl goes too far and sad Hotaru is sad.

7 Oct

Ah yes, because Mimete is Minako’s analogue.

God it’s actually really creepy that Mistress 9’d Hotaru is put into a frilly Victorian little girl’s party dress.  Like.  Infantilization.

Yeah, the fawning over a pop star isn’t really helping with that.

Minako what is your sweater.  What.

That pop star also looks like the blandest dude.

“He’s an eighteen-year-old…” So JUST this side of sketchy!

No.  Mimete will not be a great leader someday.  Mimete will soon be dead.

And Doctor Daddy Dearest is just a sketchy weirdo.

“People should go all out on the things they love!” NO that’s how we get Snapewives

If the audition involves a swimsuit portion, probably don’t go to it, that’s a horrible terrible idea.

“It would be a problem if an excellent worker like you had to call in sick” shitty job, that, if calling in sick is problematic.  But also, yes, of course it’s a shitty job, considering it involves murdering people for a possessing demon lady.

“The girl who gets the support of 80% of the audience will be the winner!” What an arbitrary number.

I’m sorry, but what does eating eggs for breakfast have to do with becoming a great actress?

And what does the ability to say one’s name and smile have to do with their ability to be the star of a movie?

This kid is a surprisingly wise teen idol.

Oh yes, the silly one with a microphone on her head or whatever.  Mimete is rather kawaii.

“Songs are everyone’s friend.”

“I am Sailor Venus, an ally to all the idols around the world.”

“Death Busters is an evil organization!”

Oop here’s Sailor Pluto to shed light on some bad shit.

Doctor Daddy Dearest get your hands off the young girl.  I mean, she’s adult aged.  But young.

Setsuna here to say hi to Chibi-Usa after school.  Might there be reasons for this? Or might she just be catching up.

Also, Setsuna has lipstick.  That’s how you can tell she’s a Grown Up.

THE SILENCE oh wait this isn’t Doctor Who

“You’re so cute.  I hate you a hundred times over.”

Baby Hotaru baby I’m so I just want to hug you.

Kaori is a jerkface and Hotaru is having none of it.

THIS IS HETEROSEXUAL

Luckily Ami’s mother can fix Hotaru right up at the nearby hospital.  Except Ami’s mother can’t un-possess her.  But still.

“Hotaru considers you a precious friend.”

Oh no semi-sepia tinted bad dreams where Hotaru is terrorized by Kaori, shunned by her peers, accused of doing things she doesn’t remember, comforted by her creepy father.

“You’re not to blame in the least” NO BUT YOU ARE DOCTOR DADDY DEAREST YOU ARE 100% TO BLAME YOU GOT YOUR DAUGHTER POSSESSED, AFTER ALL

HOLDING HANDS TINY GIRLCHILDREN HOLDING HANDS

“I have strict orders from home never to be seen by another doctor” THAT’S NOT SUSPICIOUS

SEEMS LEGIT

Haruka is suspicious af about this development.

“Leap Out My Friend” what the hell name for a show is that?

“The winds are restless” what are you, Legolas?

“I want to be friends with you forever.” NOPE

Sailor Chibi Moon exists for just in case the adult senshi weren’t twee enough.

“Join me, little girl” NOPE

This one is actually terrifying omg

“More interference!” honey this shouldn’t surprise you by now

Glow-eyed possessed shield-generating Hotaru terrifies Uranus, as is correct.

“The way I am, I’m going to end up hurting you” HOTARU BABY

“What’s most important is the genuine desire to be friends” gal pals, even?

–your fangirl heroines.

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