Ami fangirling over the bookshelf in Mamoru’s house because he has so many different books. What a cute.
Mamoru’s convenient old English gentleman friend with actual gloves and a hat there to invite everyone to a party at his “manor house outside the city.” “How wonderful to interact with people from different countries!” Ami chirps.
As Ron Swanson would say, “Are you broken?”
Doctor Daddy Dearest is apparently capable of composing waltzes. That’s weird and a strange criteria for finding a pure heart.
Or not waltzes, as Eudial points out, but music of a dramatic nature nonetheless.
“Usagi, love knows no national boundaries,” Rei declares.
I have that goddamn Jason Derulo song in my head now wheeeeee
Oh the girls freaking about speaking English Usagi is freaking out and that means she is going to accidentally drink.
“They’re all studying such rigorous disciplines,” Ami enthuses about the young men who are friends with Mamoru. The old gentleman then encourages Ami to have a rosy future and she’s enthusiastic and adorable because intellectual.
YIKES Usagi is very drunk
HARUKA AND MICHIRU HERE TO PLAY THE PIANO AND VIOLIN OH DEAR GOD HARUKA HAS A TUXEDO
HARUKA OWNS MULTIPLE TUXEDOS
HARUKA GLITTERS WHEN SHE INVITES USAGI TO DANCE
THIS IS GAY AS HELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO DANCE WITH HARUKA NEXT
Also oh my god they animated Michiru’s crinoline as she dances I’m so
Now EVERY WOMAN AT THE ENTIRE PARTY and some of the men WANT TO DANCE WITH HARUKA OH MY GOD
HARUKA AND MICHIRU ARE DANCING OH MY GOD
I think I have to capslock everything about Haruka and Michiru.
Ami gets along really well with elderly gentlemen.
Eudial brought sleeping gas to knock out the party guests while she steals Edwards’ pure heart crystal oh my.
These girls have a knack for being present in the right place at the right time.
What a smashing entrance
I have 99% for sure used that joke before OH WELL
“You don’t seem to be Cinderella!” “Evil party crashers are always defeated!” GIRLS
Being one of the Witches 5 must actually kind of suck because they don’t even totally have control over their targets they pick based on Doctor Daddy Dearest’s arbitrary parameters but have to taste the consequences.
“Oops, did I go too far?” Uranus asks coyly as she’s World Shaking’d the Daimon.
WALTZ OF HELL
YODEL OF THE DEVIL
OH SHIT IT’S JIGGLYPUFF LOL
“Music is the enjoyment of sound.” Thank you Tuxedo Mask.
Okay! Here we are on the next episode and now they’re debating who can use the Holy Grail. It can cause either great darkness or great light, apparently, and Doctor Daddy Dearest is so emotional about it that he broke his phone.
It sure is windy in his lab often.
They’re trying to make Usagi feel better about studying by comparing it to losing a pure heart crystal and oh no Minako is feeling bad because a Daimon hasn’t come after her. It’s the hilarious contradiction of there are horrible things but you still feel bad when you’re the only one who hasn’t had a horrible thing happen to you when the horrible thing happens to you if you’re a good person. It makes sense in a really fucked up way, and I do have a bit of sympathy. It’s a very anxious-brain thought.
Minako is the sinnamon roll.
Luna trying to make Minako feel better by insulting Usagi. Bless, you ridiculous cat.
Minako and Haruka and Michiru have an awkward moment about pure hearts and start wandering off in colored pencils while Minako goes to be selfless.
In the background, a blood drive truck says “Please give blood. We don’t have enough blood…” which I find hilarious.
If she’s donating blood every day, that truck is breaking the law, I think.
This is also getting mildly meta.
Oop! There’s the drama. Minako is catatonic and giggling as she runs off with her own pure heart crystal hoarding it to everyone’s great confusion. She runs into an empty parking garage and passes right out. My.
Doctor Daddy Dearest made a door monster. It’s mildly effective.
SUCH DRAMA USAGI TRANSFORMS IN FRONT OF HARUKA AND MICHIRU. Somehow this is all a giant surprise?
“My specialty is locking doors. I’m not good at fighting.” Same?
They transform in front of Sailor Moon and she is also surprised?
The others are trying to attack the door as Minako’s crystal is returned. Eudial has a hissy fit, essentially.
Eudial fights off the Moon Spiral Heart Attack with what essentially seems to be a huge flamethrower, but it does not save her Daimon. But her Daimon was a doorknob, so.
Minako saves the others by throwing a bag of toys at Eudial and transforming and gosh the Love Boat music is so much less classy.
“I’ve seen you secret identities!” she declares, mis-subtitled, I assume.
Everyone is heartbroken because their ladycrushes are working in opposition to them, maybe.
–your fangirl heroines.