Sundry Sunday :: more modern Goofus and Gallant!

23 Aug

Tonight’s theme, relating to LGBTQA* people!

1.
Goofus refers to someone’s partner as their Friend.
Gallant asks the partners how they define themselves and uses the appropriate verbiage.

2.
Goofus asks questions like “how long have you been gay?”
Gallant does not ask rude questions and uses the terminology he is asked to use.

3.
Goofus doesn’t think that the lesser-known sexualities, such as bisexuality, asexuality, and pansexuality, are “real.”
Gallant may not know everything about everything but respects people and their sexualities regardless.

4.
Goofus thinks bisexual girls want to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend.
Gallant treats everyone as autonomous people who have their own desires and thoughts.

5.
Goofus is afraid of gay and bisexual men because he thinks they will hit on him.
Gallant is not offended if someone he is not attracted to hits on him and doesn’t go out of his way to worry about the possibility of that happening.

–your fangirl heroines.

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