Spoiler Alert Saturday :: our thoughts on Barely Lethal

16 Aug

In the form of highlights from our gchat liveblogging.

Her: SAMUEL L JACKSON HAS TWO EYES
I mean…….
I know this
I just forget

Her: $10 says we never get an explanation for this school

Her:  also Sophie’s gonna cut a bitch
Me:  lololol she sure is
she deserves to tbh
so that’s fair

me:  MEAN GIRLS
Megan:  MEAN GIRL
S

i’M DYING
me:  FUCKING BLESS
Her:  i’M DLEGHTED
Me:  BRING IT ON
Her:  also Clueless good good
Me:  yes!!
Her:  how much money do you think they had to pay for that clip
Me:  lol most of the budget, I assume
Her:  yeah Sammy L was probably the rest
Me:  AHAHA YUP
Her:  wait, Jessica Alba
hmmmm
Me:  hm
Her: a dilemma

Me: IT’S LIKE A POEM ABOUT DYING FROM DRUGS

Her: OH MY GOD SHE’S X-23

Her: no thanks Danny Zuko

Me:  also the CGI high school
Her:  yessssss
Me:  class
you can’t even afford to photograph a real building

Me: okay but maybe she fell for this guy because he actually talks like a character from the early 2000s

Her: she’s not a regular mom she’s a cool mom
Me:  ahaha
ahaha omg omg
Her:  omfg

do you guys need anything? snacks, a condom? god, I love ya.

Her:  DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT OR BANG OUT

Me: I also like that Liz’s dress is clearly not a homecoming dress
that’s like, Anthropologie classy hipster at best
it’s cute
but

Her: WOW WHAT A TWIST THAT NO ONE SAW COMING
Me: ahahahaha

Me: jesus shit Sophie must be standing like 6’a billion in those shoes

Me:  I also love that they clearly tried to set this up for a possible sequel
Her:  okay so the sequel is about Sophie Turner breaking in to save her girlfriend right

–your fangirl heroines.

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