Whimsy Wednesday :: in which threats to tell one’s fortune are less scary than intended and there is a terrifying furry.

15 Jul

New ridiculous intro!  It sounds remixed and begins with them flying off super-tall pedestals.  Good god I love season 3.  I want to say 3 is my favorite, at least of the first four that I’ve seen.  I’m so excited.

“Premonition of the Apocalypse.”  Amazing.

HIGH SCHOOL ENTRANCE EXAMS SUCH DRAAAMA

And shit, Rei’s having visions.  “The silence is closing in” and all that.  Such terrifying.  This is really intense straight off the bat.

And the bump music is absolutely incongruous.

“At least I don’t think I scored a zero!” Lofty goals.

“We have to make up for what we missed because of our battles.”  Well, it’s acknowledged.

AHAHAHAHA YESSSSS TIME TO APPEAR IN THE LAB OF… Daddy Dearest tbh.

Doctor Daddy Dearest.  Looking for pure hearts and talismans to control the world with the help of his assistant, Doctor Melisandre.

I’ve also never known logs to stand there upright.

“You have lots of other good points besides studying” really now Rei.

Usagi and Rei’s relationship is so much nicer and more interesting in the original.

Ah, yes, the Daimons terrifyingly implant themselves in objects.  In a vaguely unpleasant manner.

I’m not really sure Mamoru is in the place to be lecturing his MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND on grades.

“May no bad things happen and may everyone live happily” prays Rei, disregarding the knowledge the the world goes to shit and they save the planet ten centuries later.

Ah yes, and they take pure hearts with a star found on their cleavage or some such.  Good times, that.  It’s like they purposely made the monsters get more and more inappropriate.

“She’s after pure hearts?” Luna asks, because if she doesn’t state the plot of the season out loud she isn’t doing her job.

“You’re a scoundrel who brought stormy weather to a pleasant sunny day!”

“Would you like your fortune told as well?” Not…as menacing as you think it sounds.

Well, it’s the first of Doctor Daddy Dearest’s monsters, he’s still perfecting the formula.

I don’t actually know why I’m saying Doctor Daddy Dearest as a distinction considering that Daddy Dearest proper also is/was a doctor but, well, that’s a way to distinguish their nicknames, I guess.  And Doctor Daddy Dearest more clearly, uh, does doctor things.

AW SNAP AW SNAP LOOK WHO IS HERE LOOK LOOOOOOK IT IS URANUS AND NEPTUNE I AM SO GIDDY

And now that they have vanquished the daimon, they have the crystal in their possession, and decide that it was not in fact the talisman, just a general pure heart crystal, and return it to Rei’s breast while everyone cries over her.  Such things.

“The Rod of Love is Born” uh. I think that’s what someone said.

A FURRY

Such test tube.  Very laboratory.  Many lab coat.  Much science wow.

“A Daimon egg” that looks more like a weird seed pod.  And travels out the… air vent?

Spoiler.  Your cat is right to blindly assure you, this happens fairly season-to-season.

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earth

That’s on the breast of Mamoru’s shirt.  It’s very silly.

Kitten town!  The abandoned house of kittens, all cared for by a tiny child with bad parental supervision.

I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

“I live alone” says the junior high student that is Mako.  Such a mystery that remains.

KITTENS DEAR GOD KITTENS

Oh, well, now the furry makes sense.

Terrifying puzzle-piece cat ballerina monster good grief.

Does it explain why she turns into puzzle pieces?

Because… she implanted into a puzzle?

Terrifying furry ballerina monster whose star symbol is on her thigh above her sexy stockings.  Yup.  Still inappropriate.

You know, I said “furry” as a joke…this is making it less of a joke.

Here they all are to do the thing and speak in unison and attack the furry!

MORE ATTACKS BY URANUS AND NEPTUNE.

“She wasn’t much at all,” says Uranus in her sexy androgynous alto voice before they examine the crystal and disappear, leaving the others to tend to the monster.

Tuxedo Mask is the vaguest dude.

THE ROD OF LOVE born into this world literally of Mamoru and Usagi’s love.

LOVE BOAT MUSIC this is the first time I heard the Love Boat music as a child, in season three, and it’s giving me such warm fuzzies.  Season three gives me such warm fuzzies damn.  Also I love the Rod of Love or whatever, it has its own Love Boat music.

Oh my god the Daimons shout “LOVELY!” when they die what the hell that makes even less sense than “Refresh!”

She changed into the painting of the cat and then an egg popped out and hatched a spoopy ghost. Okay.

That’s how it goes with Doctor Daddy Dearest’s Daimon monsters.

–your fangirl heroines.

unsung hero

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