Sarcastic Saturday :: on holiday shopping days in retail

4 Jul

If you go shopping
To take advantage of sales
Don’t be an asshole.

Don’t complain that
Other people had the same
Idea you did.

Don’t treat the displays
As your personal trash cans
Or laundry baskets.

Don’t drag your screaming
Progeny into a store
Where others have to hear.

Today’s July 4th.
Steve Rogers’ birthday and stuff.
Be someone he’d like.

–your fangirl heroine.

justifiably sullen

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