Whimsy Wednesday :: in which Chibi-Usa is Loki, Prince Grant Ward is defeated by the power of love, and the clipshow is surprisingly meta

1 Jul

“Believing in Love and the Future” indeed.

OH drinking we should drinking.

  • -creepy Demande
  • -attacks/etc. these things are important what else?
  • -super heterosexual things?
  • -drink every time it reminds us of other shit distinctly and citably

“Could it have something to do with that weird phenomenon?” Naru asks.  “If there’s anything I can do to help, just ask.”  “I won’t ask any more questions.”  Oh gods Naru just gave me feelings.  Tomorrow

“God if you’re there please hear my plea, please protect Usagi and the others” GOOD GRIEF

The flashing spoopy skull good grief indeed.

“I’m worried about Tuxedo Mask who [went I forget] inside” “Anyway, our only hope is to get in there.”  Yup.

Oh gods “It’s just something I’ve always wanted to say when the time came” Ami-chan saying her last thing to say before they go off and die GOOD GOD

“Let’s protect peace and have cake!” I support this catchphrase.

Also, “let’s put our hearts together” well all right then.

Transformation waterfalling.

Wow many drink

Such alcohol!

“Sailor Moon, it’s dangerous to walk around in here!” Mercury exclaims, right before Sailor Moon falls into a wormhole and Mercury gets her glasses on to science it.

Welp Demande is creepin’

“Show your allegiance to me, Prince Demande, with a kiss” lolololololol jesus

Creepin’ Demande waterfalling

“Obey me and become mine!” DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL PRINCE GRANT WARD

“Love achieved through your sort of trickery isn’t true love!”

“Haven’t you ever thought about coexisting?” she asks plaintively, and really this is all it takes for Demande to realize he has in fact been tricked by Wiseman.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

“I have no use for a fool who listens to the word of a girl!” Okay, John Garrett.

DYING

“Destroy Earth and turn it into a dark world” well then

“It would seem I was mistaken”  OH WOULD IT SEEM WOULD IT REALLY

“You’re crying tears for me?”

Yeah you didn’t really think that was going to kill the spoopy ghost man did you really?  That would be very easy.

Welp Tuxedo Mask and Black Lady joining together to spectacularly incest?  That’s a terrible illusion to invent, Wiseman.  That’s like, especially evil even for you.

“…everything will be turned into a darkness filled with hatred!”

“Hey, you evil people” really, that’s going to work you think?  Really?

He actually literally just muwahaha’d though.

“Darkness is all that exists in this world.  No one loves me.”  Chibi-Usa have you been listening to a lot of Evanescence lately.

I’m an asshole for laughing.

“You’re a dear friend we can’t be without.”  Saving Chibi-Usa with the power of friendship you guys can do it it’s possible!

“Let’s overcome this test with our love.”  This is one of those nights where it’s just time to quote everything a lot because it’s all golden.

“We will save you now.”

“You poor, love-starved bunny.  Don’t be fooled by their nice words.”  That just sounds so wrong???!?!?!

So basically, she’s Loki.

There is a lot of that going on.

“It made me feel really warm inside.”  Chibi-Usa you are filled with fluff.

Mercury offering vague medical advice though.

OH IT’S SERIOUS NOW THERE ARE ELECTRIC GUITARS AND ORGANS BOTH

AND DRAMATIC SINGING

“Back then, did the Silver Crystal enter my body?”  Golly gosh, do you think it might have done?

The Silver Crystal apparently also gives you that one dress.

A miracle!  A canonical miracle!  My goodness.

So what’s she going to tell Naru tomorrow at school?

And now the future is pretty again!  And there are the guardians of the future waiting with Chibi-Usa’s mommy and daddy, and the guardians of the future look… pretty much exactly like the guardians of the present, except they have lipstick on.

Aww, that’s nice.

Since this season is an uneven number we’re just going to blast through all three of the last episodes tonight!!

“This is a very special episode!”  Holy shit and they’re playing the images from all four theme sequences at once.  This is very special indeed.

I’m not sure how many notes I’m going to have about what’s… a clips show, basically.  But gooooosh do I love the upcoming season so there will likely be intermittent squeeing

NEPTUNE AND URANUS THAT IS WHO THAT IS

EVIL SCIENCE DOCTOR

“But what is her relationship to those two?”  Well, that depends, I would say.

This is the strangest combination of a flashback and a flash-forward.

These are not clips from the new series.  These are still old clips.  Lies.

Rude!!!!

“Being the heroine isn’t really my thing.”  “They aren’t really my best scenes, but useful evidence.’  Ami baby.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP DOCTOR DADDY

There is also a slight level of very basic meta behind this.

I like how even the clip show is about learning a lesson.

Of course it is!  The lesson about how they’re most powerful together.

–your fangirl heroines.

precious thing

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