Things in Print Thursday :: 5 ways that being an English major ruins you for normal life

30 Apr

Presented without commentary.

5. When you find typos in books, you seriously consider throwing the books away.

4. When you watch movies and television shows, you spend the entire time analyzing narrative structure.

3. You’re also overly sensitive to the quality of dialogue.

2. You forget that not everyone knows terms like “hubris” and “death of the author.”

1. You forget that you should not analyze real life people’s behavior based on what that behavior would foreshadow in a story.

–your fangirl heroines.

truly

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