Whimsy Wednesday :: in which there is misandry and subconscious familial feelings from the future.

15 Apr

“Really, how can people be so clingy when it’s so hot?”  Good question, Minako.  Are you cranky because

“You’re so cute, Minako.”  As Minako is waiting for what should have apparently be their gal pal hangout but now… is a really failed date.

And Chibi-Usa, bless her damn heart, calls the boys bullying her out on being assholes.

NO MINAKO “boys always tease the girls they like” YES MAKO “no, they were just bullies” NO MINAKO “I think you judge boys too much” okay, I don’t remember this episode, but in this aspect of the argument I agree with Mako.


The Game of Thrones joke is too easy, so I’ll make an Ultimates jokes instead.

See, and this is how you tell which of the sisters is parallel to which of the senshi, because Calaveras and Petz are arguing about men just like Minako and Mako were.

It’s really convenient that the Crystal Points all keep being in shops and not in someone’s house or something.

And then Calaveras summons a Droid out of her… wine glass that magically materialized.

While hanging out in a floating dimension of transparent pillars.

If Usagi’s so clumsy, how did she manage to walk backwards for so long? Oh, she just fell down, never mind.

The wine monster just walked into a storeroom where a naked woman appeared to be suspended in spiderwebs.  This shit is terrifying.

But also hilarious because of the SPOOPY MUSIC

Such spoop.


Yes, the jewelry salesladies in what appear to be capes resembling the top of choir robes are completely trustworthy.

“I’m not hung up on past love!” Ah yes, that’s convincing.

“I think the boy who dumped Mako has poor taste… I want you to have a good, loving relationship… You’re a good friend, after all.”  VERY GAL PAL

Are they going to kiss though

I can find you fanart if you want.

Ami and Rei just wandering around looking for their friends.

“You’ll forget everything and learn to hate men” OKAY PETZ


“I’m going to kill you so you stop talking about soulmates from another world.”

“I feel bad about this, but you have to die.”


“Neither of us want to become man-haters like them.”  I’m dying of laughter.

“Before you ask others, you should introduce yourself first.”


I just noticed the other one has what looks like eyeballs on the cups of her bra.

I also find it really amusing that while the other three have evil analogues of their senshi analogue’s power, Calaveras just has… whips.  Because that is the evil version of love chains.

Venus Love-Me Chains, that is.

OH SHIT IT’S CARNAGE. I guess Ultimate Carnage more than 616 Carnage, but still.

Venus Love-Me Chains sounds like something that’s sold in a shop that you have to show ID for.

“Jeez, don’t I get to say my catchphrase?”

Pizza and coffee sold in the cafe with a chicken on the sign.

“You’re going to kill yourself, Usagi,” Ami says with a sighing expression as Usagi chugs a whole pitcher of… love potion.

“Bleh on you!”

“I’ll punish you with twenty times more spiciness!”

“Oh, that’s right.  You’re here, Usagi.”  As if her father forgot she was there.

Usagi’s sympathy is peaked by Chibi-Usa’s inability to make food.  Usagi is suggesting Mamoru come to the party with the two of them.  This will end well.

“Do you realize how early it is?” Depending on how early, that’s a very civil response.

And it’s going to be even more of a disaster because none of them can make the food, most like.

“A man who judges a woman by her appearance isn’t worth it.”  Not horrible advice, Petz.  Even if it’s made bitterly.

Wow, shocker! The Crystal Point is located in a shop! Or a supermarket, in this case.

It’s funny how many words for vegetables that I was taught when I took Japanese, and therefore how many words I’m recognizing right now.  I also learned the word for “ambulance.”

“Skills!  Skills!”

I’m really confused by the outfits that future!Mamoru and future!Usagi are wearing in her memories-of-the-future.

NEW WONDER FRUITS and DARK FRUITS were two of the banners at the supermarket. I’m intrigued.

“Eat this dark fruit, and let’s all be unhappy!”

“Men love to submit to cute women like me” I SEE


Rotten food in the supermarket.

Rei feels awkward about going to the curry party instead of Usagi.  Rei is nicer to Usagi when Usagi isn’t listening.

And the supermarket is disintegrating.

That random non-disintegrating carrot is really funny to me.


Who is WOW SUPER RACIST. Being a dark-skinned woman with a grass skirt and clothing made of fruit, and all.

Banana Knife.


“You’ve angered the fresh highland vegetables” okay Usagi.

Sailor Mars is going to discipline the Droid with a… shopping cart.

Oh, Tuxedo Mask is actually going to engage in combat this episode.

And suddenly Jupiter and Mercury and Venus appear and insist that they’ll insist on hearing who these women are.

That didn’t work out so well.

“But we’ll pay you back with interest!”

And Usagi actually succeeds at cooking!



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