Whimsy Wednesday :: in which makeup is a weapon and the Senshi fall apart without Ami.

2 Apr

“Didn’t we just affirm our love for each other?  Why’re you suddenly saying you want to break up?”  Because drama, obviously.

Too early in the morning for kissing?  Not the time for kissing?

“Why’d you run off without telling anyone?”  Well, she hasn’t told anyone much of anything, really.  Has she.

Chibi-Usa’s relationship with her eventual-dad is so sketchy.

SO SKETCHY.

“deeeeeeply in love with each other.”

NO do not go marry Chibi-Usa.

NO THANKS THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF ANIME

“Next time, bring him over to visit when Dad’s not here.”

Usagi’s mom is surprisingly chill about this obviously older dude hanging around her daughter.

Hypnosis umbrella.

“Oh that’s right!” “How could we have forgotten?” These people are really chill about “memory lapses.”

I think they’re just really chill about everything.

Anime protagonist parents, I guess.

CRYSTAL TOKYO STILL LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE CRYSTAL KINGDOM IN MY LITTLE PONY.

And yep.  I’m pretty sure all of the villaingroups on this show are just going to have a really, uh, certain dynamic.

“You are a couple whose love transcends time.”

Ami suggesting that Mamoru broke up with Usagi so she would study for her exams.  Bless.

NOT A POSE YOU LAY IN NEXT TO YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER MAMORU

“We were in love before we were even born” is a weird sentence. Less so in this context, but.

Such sad piano music.

Is she the droid you’re looking for?

“Yes, my lady.”

Yep.

“Elegance shop.”

Ah yes, an entire store full of products branded with the same symbol that’s on your magical cat’s head isn’t suspicious in the least.

Especially since it’s a dark version of the symbol.

“It’s because you’re trying to force me to wear makeup.”  Yes, that is bad news.

“Keep still and put on makeup!” This is not unlike sleepovers I was at in high school where my friends pestered me to let them put makeup on me, tbh.

This monster vomits acid makeup in the direction of faces.  This is legitimately terrifying.

Yeah, holy shit.

On the other hand, flattened Luna is really funny to me.

And somehow Tuxedo Kamen spins his cane so fast it repels the acid makeup back in her face and it erases her eyes????

Oh my god the scribbled-on eyes, I’m cackling.

“Sailor Moon, there are unconscious people in the basement.  Let’s get them out.”  Luna’s priorities are correct.

Oop time for a sad episode.

This damn episode.  This episode.  Right in the feels.

Ami is the loveliest person and befriends all of the children.

“I’m surprised it’s never been brought up before.” Silly, the plot didn’t require it before now!

“Germany is the place to study about medicine.”

Everyone wanting the best for Ami even though they’re going to miss her ughhhhh ow

New transformation sticks!!!!

And Berthier appears from the dark mirror tits-fist.  Of course.

The Crystal Point at Bob-Floy ice cream.

Oh no, Ami’s worst weakness. Someone else who wants to study.

Little did Chibi-Usa know that Ami wants to study ALL NIGHT LONG.

And furthermore, Ami has figured out that Chibi-Usa does not belong, but doesn’t care.  Even offers to let Chibi-Usa stay at her place when she goes to Germany, if she goes to Germany.

Oh oh oh why is this conversation happening in soft focus with heart-shaped flower petals drifting past their faces this is very heterosexual.  PARALLELING WITH HER BROKEN-UP BOYFRIEND UHHHHHH

“I call this plan ‘I Love the Cold.’” YES BUT ARE YOU GOING TO LET IT GO

“I want you to study a whole lot!”  Usagi, you’re sweet.

“If you were to see me off or throw me a farewell party, I probably wouldn’t be able to go.”  AMI

Ice cream that makes people hate each other.  Yes, this is supicious.

While Berthier walks around Tokyo with a parasol like she’s a fucking Southern belle.

Jeez, Berthier.

“If you’re feeling overwhelmed, just let me know and I’ll relieve you” UH

FOR KIDS

At least the droids are more articulate than Rainbow Crystal monsters or Cardians?

Quick, someone make sure Cap’s not in there!

Mamoru, it is super weird that you are still friends with your so-called ex-girlfriend’s ten-year-old fake cousin.

“Ice cream is a treat that girls love!”

“How impudent!”

I’m not entirely sure why Ami is wearing her Japanese school uniform to go on an airplane to Germany, but hey, whatever.

You can tell it’s a sentimental moment because there’s music with very soft lyrics in the background.

Also, you can tell that this is the 90s because Chibi-Usa and Mamoru can walk right up to the gate to see her off.

Chibi-Usa is indignant that the others respected Ami’s wish to not come see her off.

“NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, WE’LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

And then Ami gets driven to the battle and runs to the battle and gets to be the first one to use her new transformation wand and her new power and SHINE AQUA ILLUSION I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH.

That was awesome.

This episode is really feels but also it makes me happy because it’s all about how they basically just fall apart without Ami and they are more than willing to acknowledge that.

Five-way giggling hand-holding.

–your fangirl heroines.

fffffffffff

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