New credits for a new season! Where the naked senshi fly after a pegasus that y’all don’t understand yet and that I only barely remember the details of, being honest.
And then there’s a checkerboard of math. And baby cat!
CHIBI-USA IS IN SEX NARNIA WITH THE PEGASUS
The Crystal Forest, wherein a soft mysterious male voice emanating from a cloud belonging to the Pegasus that emerges implores someone for help. “Meeting of Destiny: The Night Pegasus Dances.”
I already can’t handle this omg
Chibi-Usa obviously stayed in the past so she could fall in love with a horse in her imagination. But that’s what you do when your baby girlfriend is reborn as a literal baby. I guess. You have to look elsewhere, and elsewhere is a flying horse.
A flying horse whose whinny sounds like a foal’s, honestly.
A flying horse who has the magical power to change her into her princess dress.
They’re all here to watch the eclipse. That definitely does not mean anything bad is going to happen, being something that involves planets/the moon/the sun happening surrounding they who are powered by planets/the moon/well not the sun but you know.
That eclipse happened really fast.
And during the eclipse, an unidentified flying circus tent floats in over the Juban district heralded by flashing lights. NOTHING WEIRD HERE AT ALL.
Freaky cartoon faces. My god is it the devil’s carnival?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THING NO FUCKING THANK YOU
I think it IS the devil’s carnival.
Ooh, he has a spoopy eyeball-topped staff!
Tiger’s Eye, Fish Eye, Hawk’s Eye. Fish Eye is wearing a suit made of inflatable tires.
OH M GOD HE IS DOING THAT FINGER THING LIKE THE GUY AT THE HAUNTED MANSION WHEN I WAS IN ELEVENTH GRADE
The transitions get funnier every season.
The eye buddies are flamboyant raver kids with 1980s makeup who flirt with everyone, apparently. I’ve forgotten them almost entirely so this will be a rediscovery or something.
“Whether or not you have a fateful encounter is up to you” you tell ‘em Chibi-Usa
“Mom’s books meant for adults” I’m dying
“Forgive me for scaring you, cute girl” I am only the monster whip man.
“It’s okay, I’m no one suspicious” SEEMS LEGIT
“This is the Dream Mirror. It will show your dreams.” Thank you for the exposition.
“My Lemures” the little-bads are… that’s a new one. Also this monster is creepy af.
“What’s with that lame playboy outfit?” oh my god
Finally someone who can outsass Tuxedo Mask.
Ah yes, wherein they dive their heads into the chests of their victims. Looking for Pegasus. This is freaky shit.
TECHNICALLY that’s a unicorn with pegasus wings.
Pegasus upgraded their transformations! And gave a new wand.
“Stage Out!” Well this is theatrical and ridiculous.
“He’s so beautiful!” I………………..
Yeah, I keep the secrets of all the flying horses that come to me in the middle of the night.
This circus is actually nonsense though???
“In whose beautiful dreams hides Pegasus” that is a strange construction.
Also I like that the eye buddies hang out in a bar inside their flying circus.
“I’m going to put this saddle on him and ride him”
The ex-equestrian in me is bothered by everything that just happened lol
I find it really interesting that these OH WAIT MOTOKI’S GIRLFRIEND I FORGOT ABOUT HER
I think it’s also interesting that all of these businesses completely allow loose cats.
“Such a huge face!” Well, yes. That is the nature of large animals.
Also she was feeding him the carrot all wrong SORRY SORRY
I’m intrigued, actually, please explain?
Well, especially with little kids, you’re only supposed to hold it enough on the end of the carrot so the horse can grab onto it and then let go. Because otherwise you risk getting bitten.
That makes sense!
You’re also not really supposed to grab their noses like that if they don’t know you lol.
“They say long-distance romances are prone to breaking up” they are not always correct Chibi-Usa.
What function do those hairbows serve Usagi
I feel like they should put their hair back.
I feel like she should stop making her horse try to jump if it’s shying at the last second SORRY
“Women are weak to men who recognize their dilemmas” MAYBE THAT IS BECAUSE VIRTUALLY NO MEN EVER DO AND YOU’RE EVEN JUST PUTTING IT ON YOU ASSHOLE
You’re a predatory creeper who walks around with a whip cuffing randoms to magically appearing coffin-shaped boards. In fact.
“If it isn’t the pumpkin from the other day” that is not a straight man.
Is “beautiful dream” a euphemism tho
I really hope not, because there are no euphemisms that a reject from an 80s hair band should stick their head into.
“You people keep coming out of the woodwork.”
“I hate girly chatter! Especially when you ignore me.” Oh my god he’s the worst
And once again, Pegasus appears!
Aw, and the heteros are saved by the power of mutual respect. That’s nice.
“That’s was great!” ok closed caption person