Let’s get ready to diiiiiie of emotions
Knowing what is about to happen, insofar as it apparently requiring a mature content warning, makes this chirpy theme song seem really out of place. I understand why they did not air this in America. It would have ruined us all.
God. Fucking. Dammit. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THE LESBIAN PAIN.
Okay, so all the Chaos is in a sword now. The space butterflies are tripping. A sword and her body. And she is Galaxia and she has absorbed chaos and now has been overtaken by it. She’s explaining her actions and evil plans.
“Why did you try to solve everything on your own? If we all worked together…” oh blessed Eternal Sailor Moon, sweetest of the summer children.
Sailor Stars, this is no time to be posing.
Also, why does Gentle Uterus send light bubbles that still confuses me.
We keep getting these flashes of a purple-haired chick in a Westerosi gown standing on a cliff I’m guessing… by the end of these two episodes Galaxia will be returned to that chick.
The cheery interstitial music is hilarious lol
Damn Galaxia. She’s wearing a metal dress, so.
SAILOR MOON IS GOING TO TRY TO POWER OF FRIENDSHIP HER
Galaxia is having none of that.
Sailor Moon is trying so goddamn hard and the Star Lights are trying pretty goddamn hard too, I’ll give them that.
Also I suspect this episode should have an epilepsy warning on it lol
Yeah. Damn, this is pretty intense, contentwise and also just visually.
Sailor Moon is getting ready to unleash her star seed goddamn
The butterflies are Galaxia’s hope light planet flower thing??????
CHIBI-CHIBI HAS MAGICAL TEARS
The crystal has returned to Sailor Moon and Chibi-Chibi is the Light of Hope
Hope is apparently a fuchsiaish magenta color.
DID THE TODDLER JUST EXPLODE
Your Chibi-Chibi is evolving
Essentially Chibi-Chibi is Galaxia’s star seed, but now Usagi is taking this light into herself and it’s bringing about her princess form and also a sword????? Okay
“How impudent!” same
Damn your Princess Serenity evolved too.
AW FUCK Galaxia has glowy red eyes AND BAT WINGS HOLY FUCKING
She turned purple-skinned with red hair like Queen Beryl she’s wearing black she has fucking bat wings this is intense
HO SHIT that’s a Gargoyle
(I didn’t get very far in Gargoyles but I swear that’s what the sexy lady Gargoyle looked like)
Ok. So now that’s just the Chaos in a Galaxia-shaped body.
She has an echo-box voice. That’s a good way to know she’s evil.
CHIBI-CHIBI WAS THE SWORD???????????
“I haven’t given up. I love this world.”
Oh. Mature content warning ‘cause she’s real naked. Like, flesh-tone naked.
And now a soulful rendition of the shitty theme
Those be some titties
Okay, but here’s the thing. This show can be dark as fuck, but it’s also about undying optimism.
Oh I see! Galaxia had gold and pink hair but it was purple in the flashes ‘cause darkness.
Now the star seeds are hovering
The Chaos sword broke!
Real Galaxia is waking up!!!!
Isn’t this also the ending of the Care Bears movie?
With less nudity, but yes.
“Your light is gentle and very bright” so I think we should probably sex now we’re both naked already.
“I’m lonely, everyone!” so everyone reappears.
I like that Chibi-usa is just like…not…here lol
Timeline weird, I guess?
WHATEVER NOBODY’S DEAD ANYMORE
The Star Lights are leaving to their own world that’s good.
Why is Luna losing her shit over them lol
“Yeah. We’ll always be friends” LMAO BURN
OUTERS SITTING ON HARUKA-PAPA’S CAR STARGAZING
“Hey, what did you two wish for. “ “There’s nothing we need to wish for. We’re happier than ever now… isn’t that right, Haruka?” “Yeah.”
thE LESbIANS CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEY HAVE AN ADORABLE DAUGHTER ALL IS OKAY WITH THE WORLD THOUGH
And then some dumb heteros but like. Who cares.
That was just a continuity thing. And now the REAL theme song again I’m all fluttery.
OKAY BUT THAT FEATHER LOOKED LIKE A PENIS
But, on a slightly more polite note to end with, I think I knew all along that this show wouldn’t really betray me. Not even as I watch it in the year 2016 marred by wlw murder. I knew it in my heart because goddammit, I too love this world and believe in things that are good.
And this ridiculous magical girl anime is a thing that is good.
–your fangirl heroines.