It is just a pony kind of day. I mean the sun was shining and in a lot of ways this is not particularly great because ugh sunshine headaches ugh, but sunshine is generally associated with like… cheerfulness and whatnot, and ponies are cheerful, so.
Cyber season? Cider season. That makes more sense but it makes me less happy.
“Cider season is now officially open” is a statement that doesn’t make that much sense. “It is now officially cider season” would make more sense, or “the apple cider booth is now officially open” maybe.
Whoooa, AJ, baby. “Apple family cider is made with love and integrity.” Ponies, stop judging that’s not cool. They really are doing their best.
…Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? OH MY GOSH this is The Music Man. This is not even subtle, this is overtly The Music Man. This is “Trouble” pretty much exactly. But about apple cider for ponies. And with a different chorus sort of. This would be the most fun show to write for ever end of story. I am just sitting here laughing uncontrollably because this may actually be the most ridiculous thing that has ever happened on this show.
Second most ridiculous. Because pony Christmas is still top of the list I think. That was the most insane episode of ever.
Also, I’m glad that one of the brothers has a moustache so I can tell them apart without having to remember which one of them is Flim and which one is Flam, but I’m really, really curious as to how a pony has a moustache.
Oh, look! Douchebag entitlement guys striding into town like they own the damn place and acting superior just ‘cause they have pony technology and showmanship and ugh I hate them already.
I know, Rainbow, you could stay the night at AJ’s and get in line first-first and then the drama would be over.
Also, this is a morality tale about young/flashy vs. old/traditional.
OH MY GOSH DOUCHEBAG ENTITLEMENT GUYS. You literally just arrived here, the Apple family has been in Ponyville for however long since Granny Smith was a pioneer with braids, get out of here you – you USURPERS.
I like Big Macintosh and Granny Smith’s cider-making glasses.
This is also a morality tale about big business vs. Mom and Pop shops.
I KNOW TWI. You guys get to help! Do this! Do this thing! AUGH you guys are the best friends ever and watching this show just makes me feel so good about ladyfriends. Why don’t grown-up TV shows have ladyfriendships that are this amazing more often?
…your apple cider is now including apple cores and leaves. Wow this is so unclassy.
“We’ll just have to work harder!” That’s my Twi! I’m getting a lot of warm fuzzies right now.
GO TO PONY HELL YOU GIANT DOUCHEBAGS.
AJ has got to have some crazy plan. Or maybe the plan will just be that everyone drinks their crappy leafridden cider and runs them out of town. Too bad ponies don’t have the internet so the Ponyville kids can warn other towns’ ponies about the usurping douchebags’ techniques being awful.
Aaaand next one.
If they’re looking up at the sky and there are audible swooshy noises, they’re probably looking at Rainbow. Just sayin’, sweetling.
Pony hospital? Pony doctors? With pony glasses, of course, because glasses in Ponyville mean authority.
Aaaand Spider-man allusion. High-fives. High… hooves?
Rainbow, baby, listen to them. “Reading is for everypony!!” YAY FOR LITERACY!!! I’m feeling so so many warm fuzzies augh.
C’mon, reading is fun and fundamental and magic!! Just pick up the damn book and get on with it! it’s like… she’s Indiana Jones or something, but a lady and a pony? Maybe? And she’s being chased by every possible jungle cat? Yep, Indiana Jones. This is fantastic.
Babygirl, noooope. Just ‘cause you’re wandering into metafiction with a temple with etchings doesn’t mean you have to stick to brain/athlete. You can be anything and everything because DIMENSIONALITY! Dimensionality is one of those words that is a word but sounds like it’s one I just made up sort of, and I like that.
No this is exactly like Daring-Do is Indiana Jones. I dig this. Much more than I dig actual Indiana Jones, which generally bores and frustrates me.
“You rained on my cumulus”? That doesn’t even make sense, I adore this. Also, Rainbow, stop being so darn stubborn and just tell them you like the book, you silly.
Oh my gosh PONY HELL TEMPLE YESSSSSS I am so happy right now!
Don’t they know that watching other ponies eat makes them nervous?
Was that seriously a cat whistle? I am the happiest I have been all week.
I know how you’ll find out: ask Twi and apologize and I promise it’ll be okay, kiddo. Just stop being so darn stubborn, you ridiculous pony you.
Why did all the nurses and doctors just turn into attack dogs basically?
I love Rarity and Flutter’s bathrobes, also.
“Just because you’re athletic doesn’t mean you aren’t smart.” Oh Twi thank you yes. Break down those stereotypes and stuff!
That is one strong pony safari hat.
How is that statue going to make the world suffer mightily, cat-man-monster? Rainbow baby. How does it feel to fangirl? Excellent right?
–your fangirl heroine.