What, this list totally doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that I was thinking about the whiteboard in Cabin in the Woods. And also, this is based on Wikipedia’s classifications. With very little elaboration, but they speak for themselves.
5. ___ spirits
You know. Forest spirits, lightning spirits, cloud spirits, whatever. I wanna see some pissed-off spirits up in here.
These guys are kind of like angels, but with butterfly wings, and they “[embody] one of the five elements of antiquity.” Do this however you want, but I’d be into it, maybe.
3. Actually, I just want a horror movie about mythological deities.
ALL the mythological deities. From every canon.
Yeah, I’m going there. But I want some pissed-off unicorns, too. The really angry kind that gore people. There should be more of that in things. There should just be more unicorns. There should be a horror movie about an angry unicorn.
Like I said. I also would like to see some angry merpeople in a thing. We’ve had Piranha and Jaws and things about angry actual fish, why not angry fish-people?
–your fangirl heroine.