Clothes magicks! Also what. What Pinkie what. I guess Pinkie is like Karen from Mean Girls or something?
Flutter, you are the most darling of darlings that ever there was. I just want to hug you. And Pinkie is oblivious to sarcasm isn’t she? That is the cutest alligator ever. Pinkie has a pet alligator? Pinkie is ridiculous but.
Oh, conveniently located soapbox and a lecture on the logic of magic. This is why Twi is still my favorite. And she’s doing science! Oh my god, pony science. And she’s still better at doing science than the characters on Dallas.
“I will not believe in anything I cannot explain.” Hugs for Twilight Sparkle, the literalist pony.
Who is now… on safari? She’s doing safari science! Hugs also for safari science.
Yes, but how did that cellar door open?
Is this just the episode of too many pratfalls? It must be.
Where did your ouchies go, Twi? Suddenly you started running and you were all better.
…poison gas?
Dinosaur?
Giant marsh snakes?
Four-headed marsh snake dinosaur?
Fluttershy has the most ridiculous pony eyelashes ever. I know I’ve mentioned them before, but they really are long and glamorous.
Now the four-headed marsh snake dinosaur is… why does it want to nom her? Has it been hibernating at the bottom of the frog pond for a thousand years and now wants…
Hrm. This is an episode about how sometimes it’s good to know things, but it’s also useful to have faith in some things. Not necessarily in abstract concepts, but in your friends and in yourself.
Oh, it was a hydra, okay. I always forget about those guys.
…did Twilight Sparkle just burst into spontaneous flames of self-frustration with her inability to understand Pinkie’s weird prescience? Yes, yes I think she did.
Next episode. Oh, Flutter, you are not loud, and you are not a cheerleader, but you are precious. Rainbow, you really need to learn to grasp that everypony is different. I feel like Rainbow still hasn’t learned that lesson fully, even though she’s learned it multiple times.
I really would love if there was an episode where Twilight Sparkle just sat us all down and taught us about pony physics. Since they’re so different than people physics.
“Were we arguing? I’m sorry.” Flutter, don’t apologize for being you, baby.
No, Twi, you don’t need to get out more. You need to get out just as much as you as an individual even want to get out.
Aw, Rarity being all friendly and helpful and stuff.
Look, dumbass bully ponies. His cutie mark is a weight to lift, what a douche. And here’s Amazon-strong Fluttershy doing her thing. Oh, baby, you can do it. Assertiveness!
Rarity’s got butterfly wings? The others – oh yes, they probably have that balloon from Pinkie’s commentating on that one race. There they are to help cheer and be cute.
The weather factory. Oh my gosh, there’s a weather factory. This is sort of a lesson in pony earth science, I guess. So that’s a little bit helpful.
Now the douche ponies are ogling the pretty new exciting pony? Because they’re douches. Rarity, don’t abandon your friends for male attention. HighschoolCordybaby. You are such a showoff.
How could she enter a flying competition, Rarity? Your wings literally were just added on by magicks. Which is decently okay in theory but in that instance, wouldn’t that be cheating? Also you have no practice.
Do winged unicorns classify themselves as unicorns or pegasi? Or are they a breed of their own? Even though I haven’t seen any except for Celestia really. And Rarity right now but she’s just a fake winged unicorn.
What. The. Royal. Hell. Rarity, you look like a Vegas showgirl.
And why do ponies still use a number one hand?
Lesson: you shouldn’t abandon your friends just to show off and compete with each other. Friendship is more important than vanity. Even if your friends are being showoffs, you should still help them out when they are about to fall from great heights into nothing? Heroism is more spectacular than supertricks, especially when heroism breeds supertricks?
At least Rarity knows to apologize and the others know to forgive. These guys are excellent friends.
Aw, fangirl Rainbow is adorable. Yes for acknowledging that today’s lesson was for Rarity and not Twi really. And way to try to make it up, douche ponies.
–your fangirl heroine.
