Drusilla: “I don’t sparkle, is he broken?”
Edward: “This is the skin of a killer!!”
Spike: “Real scary, I’m sure, Glitter Boy.”
Drusilla: “Nothin’ hurts him, he’s barely bleeding. Have I lost my touch Spike?”
Spike: “A’course not, princess.”
Edward: “I am filled with the pain that all monsters must suffer.”
Drusilla: “You’re as boring as Daddy when he’s got a soul.”
Edward: “I have no soul, I am a monster.”
Alice: “This is a lovely top, Dru. I think I can see myself borrowing it.”
Bella: *is dead*
Spike & Drusilla: *are full*
Miss Edith: *is a doll*
– your fangirl heroine.
